In His Own Words
About him
OMG, are you still here? Everyone thinks they can pull a younger model, yeah!
I am thoughtful, happy, funny and cute in a fat, bald cuddly way. OK, there may be flop sweat, that's normal isn't it? And my sock odour can clear a room, but my mother said honesty is the best policy and she used to tell me I had a lovely face that only a mother could love.
Have a nice day, especially the lovely ladies who take years of their profile 😀 claiming its because they don't want to attract the old, boring, moaning, coffin dodgers!
Ladies, of course you want a man who smells nice! But I am left wondering, where are you putting your noses?
Don't worry, men are looking for much younger females! Ladies at 50-60 are being considered by men at 70+, it's true! But if these guys have got any life left in them, we'll, I wouldn't want them pawing me 🤣
Sorry, thats just the way it works.
One more nugget. Apparently, choosing someone for the "chemistry" is the worst choice you can make. Look it up. So I'm safe, I don't have any 😀
All ladies are looking for "kind, compassionate, good listener, blah, blah, blah, GSOH, blah, blah, blah".
Still looking ladies, I wonder why? It must be that those attributes don't exist! Hmm, something doesn't add up. I know, maybe ladies really think George Clooney will be the last click of the day and will come knocking at their door.
Don't worry though ladies, men are just as delusional and looking for some size 8 younger model. So everyone's a winner 👍
That's why we are all still here, looking and looking and looking... 😉
And why are "attractive" people still looking? There must be something really wrong with them, or they have it even worse than all of us with a "less than attractive" mush 🤣 Must be why they are still looking year after year after year!
There are only 2 things that everyone seems to want.
Have a guess, hint, it's not genuine love, I know this for a fact.
About his ideal match
Please stop living in cuckoo land and don't be shallow. Yes, a real half-wit here making amusing obs 😃
Ladies, don't remain stuck in your comfortable, organised, friend filled life and then expect a genuine man to "fit in", it's not going to happen.
Thats just called "FWB". It should be that you make your life "fit in" with the love of your life!
Get a pet 😀
And saying "Happy living on my own", doesn’t help, what are you doing here then?
Don`t be ashamed of your age, but we know you are 😞 Men can tell you know, even an idiot like me 🤪
OMG, the divorcees have walls so high, men need jet-packs to get over them! And still, they come on here for more 🤣
I would love it if a lady could spoil me rotten. Total love fest, can't do enough and all that. In return, I might try to lose a few pounds and get my teeth done. Nah I won't.
I'm off to eat some more chocolate!
Ladies. Thank you for your comments or explanations regarding my profile. there is a another possibility for all this effort 😉 and you won't understand, men don't think you can😞
So, how good does all this sound? Almost too good to be true I imagine! You know what they say.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Buxton (Glossop), Derbyshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
65 | |
Star sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
5' 3" (160cm) | |
Body type: |
Large | |
Looks: |
Below Average | |
Hair colour: |
Bald | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
Yes | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Constantly | |
Drinking: |
Most days | |
Education: |
Secondary | |
Occupation: |
Labour / Construction | |
Income: |
Struggling | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Buddhist / Taoist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district SK17 (Buxton) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
40 - 60 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Married; Separated; Divorced; Partnered; It's Complicated | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
Any | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Sophisticated |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Party behaviour: |
An exhibitionist |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Ambitious; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Funny; Loving; Optimistic; Philosophical; Thoughtful; Wild |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Mercy; Sexiness |
Fashion sense: |
Designer (I'm a slave to designer labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
Orange |
Hair style: |
It has its moods |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I struggle with mobility; I have a mental condition; I'm an amputee; Other |
Body art: |
Several tattoos |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; New Age; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Scottish |
Reading: |
I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly |
Books: |
Fantasy; Horror |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Cartoons; Game shows; Motoring; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Adult; Horror; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Card games; Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Healthy living; Internet; Knitting; Meditation; Politics; Singing |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
American Football; Baseball; Basketball; Body building; Bowling; Bowls; Boxing; Cricket; Darts; Football (Soccer); Golf; Motorsport; Rugby; Snooker; Wrestling |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Napping |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family size: |
I've lost count |
Family contact: |
I moved to be away from them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other |
Pets (Dislike): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Politics: |
Communist |
Retirement plans: |
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas |
Feelings about using Older-Dating.com: |
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
